jimmytim Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 80-yeared-old An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?" The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?" The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied, "My point exactly." Son-in-Law A mother was walking down the hall when she heard a humming sound coming from her daughters bedroom. When she opened the door she found her daughter naked on the bed with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" She exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." Later that week, the father was in the kitchen and heard a humming sound coming from the basement. When he went downstairs, he found his daughter naked on a sofa with her vibrator. "What are you doing?" He exclaimed. The daughter replied, "I'm 35 and still living at home with my parents and this is the closest I'll ever get to a husband." A couple of days later the mother heard the humming sound again, this time coming from the den. Upon entering the room, she found her husband watching television with the vibrator buzzing away beside him. "What are you doing" She asked. He replied, "Watching the game with my son-in-law." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 18, 2006 Report Share Posted March 18, 2006 OK, EITHER this is a huuuuuuuuuge coincidence that I was gonna post the EXACT two jokes ooooooor you love ebaum's!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmytim Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Right...ebaum rocks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 Right...ebaum rocks! Hahaha, yep yep.....Ive been there since I was 12! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marrickvilleboy Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Hahaha, yep yep.....Ive been there since I was 12! but you're...what....only 14 now.... UNDERAGE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 but you're...what....only 14 now.... UNDERAGE Nearly 18.....and dont you forget it.........[censored] .......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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