Nanuq Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item, Walmart's own brand of wine. Yes, the world's largest retail chain is teaming with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA, to produce the spirits at the affordable $2-$5 price range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said, "The right name is important." So, here we go....... the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: 12. Chateau Traileur Parc 11. White Trashfindel 10. Big Red Gulp 9. Grape Expectations 8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays" 7. NASCARbernet 6. Chef Boyardeaux 5. Peanut Noir 4. Chateau des Moines 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Riesling And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine... 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertk Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 wuuuunderful!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fliieiieilie Posted May 10, 2006 Report Share Posted May 10, 2006 Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item, Walmart's own brand of wine. Yes, the world's largest retail chain is teaming with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, CA, to produce the spirits at the affordable $2-$5 price range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, RI. She said, "The right name is important." So, here we go....... the top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine: 12. Chateau Traileur Parc 11. White Trashfindel 10. Big Red Gulp 9. Grape Expectations 8. Domaine Walmart "Merde du Pays" 7. NASCARbernet 6. Chef Boyardeaux 5. Peanut Noir 4. Chateau des Moines 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar! 2. World Championship Riesling And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine... 1. Nasti Spumante The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with white meat (possum) or red meat (squirrel). I like expensive wines because of the fact you paid so much for it you feel obligated to to like it. Plus expensive wine helps one to be pretentious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faber Posted May 11, 2006 Report Share Posted May 11, 2006 damn thats the kind of wine that i drink..and the worst part...i like it...LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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