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jonthebhoy Posted June 29, 2006 Report Share Posted June 29, 2006 Paddy, the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realises that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees. Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop. The officer approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says: "Fer Christ's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted July 2, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2006 I think I'll have the steak... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TwoTone Posted July 14, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Al Gore's congressional proof of Global Warming... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoTone Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 Two old friends happened to run into each other. "Long time, Jack! What have you been up to?" "W-w-w-well, I a-a-almost got m-m-m-married," Jack replied. "What do you mean, 'almost?'" "W-w-w-we were sitting on the front p-p-p-porch, and the d-dog was s-s-scratching his back and I said, 'H-h-h-honey, w-w-w-would y-you do that f-f-f-for me?' and she p-p-punched me out and l-l-left." "All over scratching your back? What's wrong with that?" Jack finished, "B-b-b-because by the time I g-g-g-got it out, he was licking his b-b-balls!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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