jjajh Posted May 16, 2006 Report Posted May 16, 2006 And for those of you looking for a Green Man....
HAL 2001 Posted May 17, 2006 Report Posted May 17, 2006 I do not understand this thread. There is no life on mars. HAL
jjajh Posted May 18, 2006 Report Posted May 18, 2006 Who needs damned beavers anyway Which reminds me... A man and a woman are sitting side by side at a bar getting really wasted. They are both really depressed. The man asks the woman why she's so down and she replies, "My husband left me because he said I was too kinky in bed." "What a coincidence!" he said, "My wife just left me. She said I was too kinky in bed too." So they start talking and they find that they have much in common so they decide to go to the woman's apartment and have kinky sex. When they arrive at her apartment, she tells him she needs a few minutes so she can slip into something more comfortable. She comes out of the bathroom with a tight, black leather outfit with a whip, handcuffs, a strap-on cock, and a 12 inch studded dildo. Then she hurries into the kitchen and comes out with tabasco sauce, whipped cream, and a rolling pin. Then she notices that the man is putting on his coat and is walking towards the door. "What's going on?", she asks. "I thought you wanted to get kinky?" He turns around and says, "I just fucked your dog and shit in your purse. I'm all done." See...he didn't need any damned beaver...even if it was kinky
Undermeman Posted May 18, 2006 Author Report Posted May 18, 2006 Reminds of the 2 conceded couple having sex...the woman turns to the man after their sex session and says "God I'm tight aren't I", "no, says the man, just full". Save A Tree Eat A Beaver.
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