Your Favourite Soccer Goals

[docblackrock]

I say the same thing about the Portugal side!! They all look like women...with really long greasy hair.

Nothing worse than a ugly looking bloke who at first glance looks like an even uglier woman - step forward Rui Costa, Pippo Inzaghi (the cheating rat-faced git ), Ronaldinho and (even though I feel bad about this) Yossi Benayoun.

Oh I love Kinder eggs!! Too bad most Americans have NO clue what Kinder eggs are.

Aaah, Kinder Surprise. You know I always wondered if the 'Surprise' name referred to surprise of joy at discovering the hidden toy inside the egg or whether (the more likely explanation) it was the unwelcome surprise in your mouth when you actually tasted the vomit-inducing soap-flavoured 'chocolate'

I'm a Spurs supporter

Explains a LOT. No really.

By the way, in what fantasy dreamland did you come to think Stan Collymore played for you lot? C'mon, I hadn't forgotten - you referred to him as ex-Spurs earlier, you don't get off that easily

[Victoria]

Nothing worse than a ugly looking bloke who at first glance looks like an even uglier woman - step forward Rui Costa, Pippo Inzaghi (the cheating rat-faced git ), Ronaldinho and (even though I feel bad about this) Yossi Benayoun.

OMG! One would never confuse Ronaldinho with a woman, from behind, from the side, or even briefly full-on. Nonono.

Only as Jar Jar Binks.

Aaah, Kinder Surprise. You know I always wondered if the 'Surprise' name referred to surprise of joy at discovering the hidden toy inside the egg or whether (the more likely explanation) it was the unwelcome surprise in your mouth when you actually tasted the vomit-inducing soap-flavoured 'chocolate'

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO EAT THEM!

Explains a LOT. No really.

By the way, in what fantasy dreamland did you come to think Stan Collymore played for you lot? C'mon, I hadn't forgotten - you referred to him as ex-Spurs earlier, you don't get off that easily

That's because I always confused him and Chris Armstong!

(Thank God depressed Stan the Man never graced our Lillywhite pitch...)

[docblackrock]

That's because I always confused him and Chris Armstong!

(Thank God depressed Stan the Man never graced our Lillywhite pitch...)

I know you enough to know that's not the case, but look again how easy those words could be misconstrued

p.s. Stan was joy to watch...when he could be bothered turning up to play that is

(skip to 0'59")

[Everythingape]

Fredrik Gulsvik, 18 years old, plays for Norwegian club Odd(sic) Grenland.

He's just come on as a sub, and stepped up to the kick.

-Instant fame-

[dluddy]

Did anyone see Twellman's Bicycle winning goal to put the Revolution in the Championship?

Yea, another New England team in the Finals

Edit: Thanks Ape

[Everythingape]

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[docblackrock]

Ape - No.9 eh? Me too

Dluddy - you know Stevie Nicol is still a legend here (rumour has it an eye is being kept on his progress ) - apparently he woke his pal, King Kenny, up in the middle of the night to pass on the news.....needless to say he'd a drink or two

[Everythingape]

Ape - No.9 eh? Me too

Cool, Doc! I'll get a big '9' to stick on my car. ..I'll need to build up some stamina at sea though, it's amazing what 5 weeks at sea with a good cook can do to your general fitness.