Bitch

[KB]

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the entire length

looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed,

middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans

are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under

that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."

She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog,

tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honour! Put this American in

his place!"

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans often

seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the

wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir,

you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

[barsa4ever]

Cool!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hyster]

Very good.

[Xyphis]

Very funny. It's an artful joke that can insult all nationalities at the same time. Thanx for posting

[Guest carlsbadrolex]

As a former U.S. Marine, I cannot confirm nor deny that this actually occurred! But I would say it is quite possible!