Santa and the barman

[kokedose]

After a busy evening Father Christmas decides to stop off at a pub for a well earned drink.

Whilst sat at the bar, chatting to the barman, a tramp(bum) runs in and asks the barman for a toothpick.

'No, get out of here you filthy tramp!' shouts the barman.

Father Christmas reasons with the barman and reminds him of the season of goodwill to all men,

the barman relents and hands the tramp a toothpick, the tramp snatches the toothpick and runs out of the pub.

Five minutes later the same thing happens, a different tramp runs in asks for a toothpick, the barman gives him one and he runs out.

This carries on for half an hour until another tramp runs in and asks for a straw.

'A straw?' asks the barman, 'All the others wanted toothpicks, whats going on?'

'Well' replies the tramp 'One of Santa's reindeer has been sick........... and all the best bits have gone!'

[Shundi]

Ohhhh, just ate, come on! lol.