cornerstone Posted June 27, 2006 Report Share Posted June 27, 2006 I thought, it's June it's summer - I'll cheer everyone up. And then I thought - not here it isn't. It's winter, dark and cold (within Australian limits obviously - 18 degrees C and sunny). But the swimming pool is cold...brrrr.... So to cheer everyone up I bring you 'Clock of the Day': the DEATH CLOCK. Death Clock Apparently I'm to pencil in June 2049. Which is giving me the power to battle through to 2050 - nice round number, gives me a chance to reminisce to the local newspaper about everyone celebrating the new millenium in the wrong year, about when the British Empire encompassed the Falklands, Diego Garcia and a penguin called Gerald, etc. I especially like this clock because IT ASKS NO QUESTIONS ABOUT DRINKING!! A free pass! The moral of the story to you procrastinators out there is that you've been putting off painting the spare bedroom for months and months, your life is ticking away - fuck it and get laid! Cheers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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