rodwc Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. This is Heather. On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen. Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
cornerstone Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Ach, who needs her for a whole hour? If she's any good, 5 minutes should be plenty
hambone Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Poor sad Paul paid waaaay to much for that skanky one legged prostitute, but at least she is gone from his life and he can find another woman. Maybe if he got one with no legs and a flat head he could set his beverage on her noggin while she was standing up and servicing his johnson!
rodwc Posted June 23, 2008 Author Report Posted June 23, 2008 Poor sad Paul paid waaaay to much for that skanky one legged prostitute, but at least she is gone from his life and he can find another woman. Maybe if he got one with no legs and a flat head he could set his beverage on her noggin while she was standing up and servicing his johnson!
Samurai Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Sigh....wish life were so easy. Also, if you're renting, then why rent the same ride night after night?
cornerstone Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Also, if you're renting, then why rent the same ride night after night? Like your thinking - introduce a bit of supply and demand to keep prices competitive.
jkerouac Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 Not to take anything away from Kristen, but $4k an hour is absurd. I think the ego appeal of being able to tell himself that he was powerful enough to pay $4k per hour was probably as much or more of a turn-on than the 22-year-old girl. And the less said about Heather the better.
Samurai Posted June 23, 2008 Report Posted June 23, 2008 I'll be happy to pay $4K per hour....only if I can get to split it to 10 sessions of 6 min. each :-)
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