FxrAndy Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 A very nice, innocent woman from Australia wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never had sex with another woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback and he has no experience with women. She is very happy with him, and she feels that they are perfect for each other. So, they end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the evening. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked. All the furniture from the room is piled in one corner.'What happened?' she asks.'I've never been with a woman' he says, 'But if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 I can understand that. Not that we have kangaroos over here. Cheers Johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 The problem with the story of course is we don't have any innocent women in Australia Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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