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[alw]

How do you tell the time?

[greg_r]

How do you tell the time?

When it looks like that, who cares what the time is?

[oscarmadfish]

that link to the sausage saved in your bookmarks greg ?

[greg_r]

that link to the sausage saved in your bookmarks greg ?

Uh. No.

Slightly unfortunate choice of emoticon there, mate

[oscarmadfish]

[Luthier]

How do you tell the time?

If legs spreaded - it's night time.

[alw]

[alphakazi]

that one might be worse

[onzenuub]

the lingerie's fine - it was the breakfast sausage version I wasn't looking forward to....

Oh yeah, and what happened the last holliday during breakfast, he

[alw]

Update: Guess who (after a long pause owing A7750s) changed the DAY & DATE when the hands were between 10:00 & 14:00 SEVERAL times?

Now waiting for it to explode.

[JohnG]

that link to the sausage saved in your bookmarks greg ?

[oscarmadfish]

[alphakazi]

Can you do the English breakfast sausage version for Greg?

I asked Tony to source one for greg - apparently the English breakfast sausage version is quite limited

[greg_r]

I asked Tony to source one for greg - apparently the English breakfast sausage version is quite limited

I'd say that'd be the Oscar version, but it's probably a bit large.....

[JohnG]

I asked Tony to source one for greg - apparently the English breakfast sausage version is quite limited

We should all pitch in and buy this for Greg! He is a great guy and deserves a nice sausage watch. Maybe we can send it to Vacuum to have Super Lube put on the hands...

[greg_r]

What is this? Beat up Greg week?

Have pity - having a REALLY crappy day today. Sodding tree just fell on my car. Splat! grrr.........

[JohnG]

What is this? Beat up Greg week?

Have pity - having a REALLY crappy day today. Sodding tree just fell on my car. Splat! grrr.........

That sucks! Are you insured at least?

[greg_r]

That sucks! Are you insured at least?

Yep - but currently trying to see if the company insurance will cover it (it was in the staff car park at the time). If it doesn't cover it, then the company is going to have to kick in and cover my insurance excess - looking at the tree, it was completely dead and should have been taken down long since. That's negligence on the part of the grounds keepers, and someone is just about to have a worse day than I'm having, let me tell you....... grrrrr....

The car's not a write-off and is still just about driveable in theory, but I won't be driving it anywhere until I'm sure that there's no damage to suspension etc...

[oscarmadfish]

i am also having a [censored] day

i was chopping down a tree to get firewood for johns house

[censored] tree fell the wrong way and hit a car in the woods where the gay fellas meet

i was lucky the sausage jockeys were in the back seat

[greg_r]

i am also having a [censored] day

i was chopping down a tree to get firewood for johns house

[censored]ing tree fell the wrong way and hit a car in the woods where the gay fellas meet

i was lucky the sausage jockeys were in the back seat

You owe me about two grand, then - my car was parked next to that one and has some serious dents in several panels... I'll give the insurers your name...

[DIB]

My solution to the "Sub" problem:

where do you get the beautiful straps ???? DIB

[oscarmadfish]

on a serious note greg sorry to hear about your car

[alphakazi]

consider youself lucky - I woke up this morning with a bird nest in my bedroom

hehe, seriously, sorry to hear about your mishap greg - best wishes it gets sorted

[greg_r]

Thanks guys - I've got estimates organised so it's now in the hands of the company insurers. Fingers crossed.

Meantime I'm driving like this:

[Luthier]

Yeah, tell me about losses... I still mourn my lil red babe...