Weekend laugh!

[hiker01]

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout

looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker,

'How much do you charge?' Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500

for a hand-job.'

Guy says, '$500 dollars?! For a hand-job! No hand-job is

worth that kind of money!'

The hooker says, 'Do you see that Denny's on the corner?'

'Yes.'

'Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?'

'Yes.'

'And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?'

'Yes.'

'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those.

And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.'

Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.'

They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is

sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the

hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500.

He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'

The hooker replies, '$1,500.'

'I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'

The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy.

Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that

casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's

worth every cent of $1,500.'

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job,

decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and

says, 'Sign me up..'

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before.

He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth.

He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and

unforgettable experience.

He asks the hooker,'How much for some pussy?'

The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show

you something.

Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before

us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?'

'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'

'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy!!'

[gioarmani]

I didn't know Jetmid worked in Vegas...

[coolfire]

OMG!! You made my weekend Hike! :lol:

[bwhitesox]

Haha nice one Hike

[hiker01]

OMG!! You made my weekend Hike! :lol:

Haha nice one Hike

Thanks! Enjoy the rest of the weekend guys! Cheers!

[MasterOfPuppets]

LOL that was too funny Hike

btw i've admired and looked forward to seeing ur new avatars, and who the hell is that bombshell at the bottom of ur first post?!!!

[Wayward]