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jonthebhoy

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  1. I love this Watch. Omega Speedy Limited Edition

    in Rep vs. Genuine

    Posted

    Guys please CALM!!!!!!. I promise that I never show my watches ANYMORE.

    My friend, like every other member, you are entitled to show off your watches. In fact we actively encourage it, particularly when it is such a nice example as your Speedy. Please do not stop. It is one of the principle elements of our site. We show off our watches.

    Do not be discouraged by criticism. The ability to excercise a little bit of tact can sometimes get lost with some people. There's no crime here, just a little shade of insensitivity.

    My advice is to repost your picture in the Omega picture gallery with a short review of your own, where it will sit proudly, as it should.

    JTB

  3. Ziggy on RWG1

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Welcome Rob. Your contributions to old RWG were immense and we are lucky to have you come over here. Hopefully the things that soured the old RWG are eradicated here and we can all have a more harmonious and less adversorial home in this new place.

    JTB

  17. Joke of the Day...

    in The looney bin

    Posted

    INDIAN WITH ONE TESTICLE

    There once was a Red Indian whose given name was "Onestone". So

    named because he had only one testicle. He hated that name and

    asked everyone not to call him Onestone.

    After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and

    said,

    "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"

    The word got around and nobody called him that any more.

    Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, "Good

    morning, Onestone." He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep

    into the forest where he made love to her all day and

    all night. He made love to her all the next day, until Blue Bird

    died from exhaustion.

    The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would

    do. Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until

    a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away

    for many years.

    Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw

    Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see you Onestone."

    Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made

    love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her

    all the next day, made love to her all the next night, but Yellow

    Bird wouldn't die!

    What is the moral of this story?????............................OH,

    Come on...take a guess! .

    Think about it

    You're going to love this!)

    And the moral is...

    You can't kill two birds with one stone!!

  21. Refund needed?

    in The looney bin

    Posted

    This is hilarious!!! Remember this the next time you

    need to return something and they are giving you a hard time!!!!!!! Send your

    wife or girlfriend to do the task.

    A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she

    wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk

    told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started

    screaming,

    "PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"

    The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

    in front of a growing crowd of customers.

    The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

    She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that

    he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

    Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

    "PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES,

    PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"

    and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

    In shock, the store manager pleads,

    "Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

    In a huff, the woman says,

    "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

    MY NIPPLES PINCHED

    WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"

    The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

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