jonthebhoy

Pictures?

He's chucked being a Gers supporter, on account of the fact that they're winning hee-haw this season, and moved over to the righteous side.

Hail hail.

JTB

Welcome jaime. Pull up a chair and relax.

JTB

New balls please!

He was working without a net too!

If it's a woody you want:

JTB

Can't take my eyes...............................off them GREEN trainers.

Where's her colour coordination gone?

JTB

Is this really something to be weary of with the CN movement PAM's?

No no......I was joking as a result of bully's post above!

JTB

The "little blue guy" and the sub are genuine!

Okay maybe the B2 as well.

JTB

Hi Watcher. A big welcome to you and feel free to post some pictures of your new pannie in the Panerai Gallery.

JTB

here in Croatia...I am going to see my team HAJDUK SPLIT!

Good luck. Celtic have played them a few times over the years.

JTB

you know what I need to say and I know what you want (maybe?)

Now where can I start with this? :lol:

I think that would be good Chris. Not sure though what I need to know although I never got to grips with the whole 'Layers' thing in Photoshop.

JTB

Good news here, my 111h arrived today, at exactly th same time as it's new strap.....woohoo.

Massive thanks to Veni and Watcher, pics to follow of 111h on Toscana

Chris

Chris........GIVE IT NO MORE THAN 14 WINDS!!!!!

There's a Q&A section in joe's sub-forum. That would be the place to post.......or I could move this thread over there for you............. at no charge!

JTB

I think I may spare alwyn's blushes by deleting this thread, even though he edited it.............however...........another day or two won't do any harm.

JTB

Conversation in a Chinese Carry-Out Shop:

Owner: Wash a waw.

Customer: I’ll have a portion of sweet ‘n sour chicken and a portion of fried rice, please.

Owner: Na….wash a waw.

Customer: Look, I already said… I’ll have a portion of sweet ‘n sour chicken and a portion of fried rice, please.

Owner: Na….wash a waw…..s’aw wet paint………you crown!

As part of our ongoing commitment to International Relations we are delighted to be able to offer our members an online correspondence course in Languages. This week the chosen Language is Chinese, and as with any of these learning experiences it is of critical importance that the phrases are read aloud, preferably in the company of solid reliable personnel who could vouch for you.

Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

1] That’s not right…………………………………… Sum ting wong

2] Are you harbouring a fugitive?………………… Hu yu hai ding?

3] See me ASAP……………………………………… Kum hia nou

4] Small Horse………………………………………. Tai ni po ni

5] Did you go to the beach?........................................ Wai yu so tan?

6] I bumped the coffee table………………………... Ai bang mai fa kin ni

7] I think you need a face lift……………………….. Chin tu fat

8] Its very dark in here………………………………Wai so dim?

9] I thought you were on a diet? …………………… Wai yu mun ching

10] This is a tow-away zone …………………………. No pah king

11] Our meeting was scheduled for next week……… Wai yu kum nao

12] Staying out of sight……………………………….. Lei Ying Lo

13] He’s cleaning his 4 X 4 …………………………... Wa shing ka

14] Have you NOT showered today? ………………… Yu stin ki pu

15] Great! well done. …………………………………. Fa kin su pah

Oooh I got my finger on the warning button thingy .................................................

BULLY!

JTB

That would be chelsea........lol

Nah man, hats of to you tim tossers good effort, I am just glad that even managerless we seem to be staving off those hunn barstuards.

Congrats.......long live jinky......in our hearts and minds.

Chris

Well said edge my son..............and come on the Jambos for second place..............after we stuff you next Wednesday of course!

JTB

The thing about Lampost is that no Englander will tackle him for fear of losing him for the WC Finals, but I'll tell you this for the price of a half pint of Bellhaven Best..........he would be bruised from head toe if he played up here......in Scotland. He gets way tooooooo much respect and space in Englands green and pleasant land.

JTB

Damn you Scots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And pssht........... The Celtics are nothing but a team of "tossers".

............who have won the league in a CANTER!!!

HAIL HAIL.

Are you tuned in Neil my son?

JTB

[censored]?..............I thought they had to kick the bloody thing...........shows how much I know about soccer

Ken

Yeah Ken......I always thought "Australian Rules" was the biggest contradiction in terms on the planet!

JTB