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jjajh

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  1. Is that really Klink or a Klink doppleganger and what watch is he wearing and is it a replica or a genuine?
  2. BALLS said the Queen...if I had them I'd be KING
  3. @jf....back to LB reality Hello...are you still with us Can you say B U T T O C K S? Like....
  4. Thank you for bringing us back on topic focus
  5. Oh so true "Here am I: at one stroke incestuous, adulteress, sodomite, and all that in a girl who only lost her maidenhead today! What progress, my friends... with what rapidity I advance along the thorny road of vice! " ...Marquis De Sade
  6. In an all women's prison...HOMOS ERECTUS is King
  7. Where's her undies?????????????????????????????????? Like this....seeeeeeeeee
  8. I conquered ....veni...vidi...vici
  9. How could I ever have realized that she was drawing me into the perfect maelstrom. No one ever will know what my feelings were at that moment. I shook from head to foot as if I had had the most violent fit. I knew what she meant by that one word well enough --I knew what she wished to make me understand. With the wind that now drove us on, we were bound for the whirl of the Strom, and nothing could save us!
  10. they sure can take care of a woody
  11. 1972 movie 'Deliverance'. Mountain Man: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee! Scott: Weee! Mountain Man: Weeeeeeee! Scott: Weee!
  12. Hi TT So when are you taking the bride on the road to Kana? TT, sunlight coruscating off his radiant yellow-white Tommie Bahama silk shirt, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinised it intently with his rayban cloaked eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man laboured not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. He turns to the beautiful, curvaceous creature by his side and in a deep and resonant voice says..."No doubt about it, I'm getting lucky tonight" Have a great vacation. Cheers
  13. Sometimes hindsight is better
  14. I like the phone Does it come in different models? For example: A 20-year-old Taiwanese woman had to have a mobile phone surgically removed from her back passage after a sex game went horribly wrong. According to a report by PA, doctors in Taipei eventually managed to get the phone - a Nokia 8850 - out. She admitted that kinky sex games with her boyfriend has led to the rectal rumpus. Why a phone? Well, the vibrate function is definitely thought to have something to do with it. The unanswered question was did the picture taking functionality of the phone come into play?
  15. Drive safely and buckle up
  16. You mean 'The Six Blind Men and the Elephant' Of course I read it jf which is why I posted the above pic here. I knew you would relate to it
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