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jjajh

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  1. Pierre and Marie were in Love

    Pierre was a famous fighter pilot

    Marie was a young and beautiful ballet dancer

    One Sunday afternoon they go for a picnic along the Seine

    Marie, feeling amorous, asks Pierre to kiss her

    Pierre reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of merlot

    And pours the wine on Marie's lips as he kisses her

    Marie asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds...

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have red wine when I kiss red lips"

    As they continue to kiss, Marie becomes more aroused and whispers into Pierre's ear

    "Kiss my breasts...my Pierre" to which he reaches into the picnic basket amd pulls out a bottle of white wine

    Which he then pours all over Marie's breasts as he starts kissing them

    Marie again asks "Why did you do that Pierre" to which he responds...

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and I must have white wine with delicate meat"

    Not to long after, Marie now feeling very aroused, whispers to Pierre

    "Oh Pierre kiss me lower....lower....lower"

    Pierre again reaches into the picnic basket and pulls out a bottle of cognac

    Pours it on Marie's lap, takes his lighter and sets Marie's crotch on fire

    Marie screams, rushes into the Seine to douse the flames, and demands to

    Know why Pierre would do this horrible thing, to which Pierre responds...

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot and when I go down I go down in flames"

  2. Hi Jeff,

    We live in strange times. I had the same exact problem in payinng off a car last year. The loan company sent me a verification of payment but my next bank statement did not show the payment. I too called the bank and they gave me pretty much the same line you got. I did the obvious thing and just forgot about it... given they had the problem. :rolleyes:

    Unfortunately three months later, I got a notice from my bank that they had screwed up and were now deducting the payment from my account.

    Luckily I didn't go out and spend the money on other things :)

  3. Here is my take on this: hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off at someone all the time. It's just not worth it. Gran says he wants to get past the past and rejoin our community in a positive way. Okay...sounds like a plan and time will tell if this is fact or fiction and I know many will watch carefully to make the call one way or the other.

    So, to Gran I say...

    We are not enemies, but friends. We must not be enemies. Though perceived transgressions may have strained, it must not break our bonds of affection.

    Cheers :)

    Jeff

  4. I am Gunnar Gran (aka Bjørk) and I was previously signed up as member gran2006 here on RWGjr and i am gran2005 over on TRC

    :huh::huh::huh::huh:

    So you are Bjork and gran2006 and Gunnar Gran here at RWG. And you are gran2005 over att TRC. Were you also gran over at the old RWG?

    Why not be just one personna...it would be a heck of lot less confusing than trying to figure out which Gran we are talking to.

    Anyway...it is nice to see you back :)

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