trailboss

Nothing in this world is constant but for change my friend. It will get better once T has it by the balls. It will take time and all will be oke I'm shure.

The team here won't let you or the other members down.

Col.

LOL, yep, a RWG1 classic.

Thanks for saving it mate. Do you have much more from the old place? AFIK no one saved any more than fragments of the Jet Mid thread wose luck.

Col.

Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.

"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this Hour but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated the the entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the week.!!!"

PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"

Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from...Brutain?..."

PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"

Hilth Munister: "What about Australia ?"

PM: "I'll call Kevin Rudd - tell hum we need one million condoms; Ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll continue to respect the all blacks!!"

Three days later a delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. With small writing on each one.........

HOW TO SPEAK NUW ZULANDER

(FOR BIST EFFICT, RID THESE OUT LOWD)

Milburn ................... Capital of Victoria

Peck ........................ To fill a suitcase

Pisssed aside ............... Chemical which kills insects

Pigs ........................ For hanging out washing with

Pug ....................... large pink animal with curly tail

Nin Tin dough ........... Computer game

Munner stroney ......... Soup

Min ......................... Male of the species

Mess Kara ................. Eye makeup

McKennock .............. Person who fixes cars

Mere ....................... Mayor

Leather ................... Foam produced from soap

Lift ........................ departed

Kiri Pecker ............... Famous Australian businessman

Kittle crusps .............. Potato crisps

Ken's ...................... Cairns

Jungle bells ............... Christmas carol

Inner me ................... Enemy

Guess ....................... Vapour

Fush ...................... Marine creatures

Fitter cheney ............ Type of pasta

Ever cardeau ........... Avocado

Fear hear ................ Blonde

Ear ........................ Mix of nitrogen and oxygen

Ear roebucks ........... Exercise at the gym

Duffy cult ............... not easy

Amejen .................. visualise

Chuck .................... Very young poultry

Bug hut .................. popular recording

Bun button ............... Been bitten by insect

Beard ...................... A place to sleep

Sucks Peck ............... Half a dozen beers

Ear New Zulland ....... an extinct airline

Beers ...................... Large savage animals found in US forests

Veerjun ................... Mythical New Zealand maiden

One Doze .................. Well known computer program

Brudge ..................... Structure spanning a stream

Sex .......................... One less than sivven

Tin ........................... One more than nine

Iggs Ecktly ................ Precisely

Cuds ........................ children

Pits ........................... Domestic animals

Cuttin ........................ Baby cat

Earplane .................. large flying machine

Sivven Sucks Sivven ...... Large Boeing aircraft

Sivven Four Sivven ...... Larger Boeing aircraft

Beggage Chuckken ...... place to leave your suitcase at the earport

A new forum anybody?

Funny you should say that considering what a little bird told me recently. Not a mate of PSOC by any chance?

Col.

Happy as larry now this skin is up. FF handles it just fine.

Must have a chat with you somtime T about how you allow flash without the security issues.

Col.

Much, much easier on the eyes mate! Thanks for proving me wrong when I said the old skin would not make a return appearence!

That orange just plain hurt my eyes and the darkside skin looked unfinished to me. Whatever the skin the work you have put in is imence and greatly appreciated if just for the much faster load times the new servers have allowed.

FF here so no major issues.

Col.

This is probably mentioned elsewhere, but perhaps deserves another post. If anyone is struggling with the new look, there's a 'classic' RWG version now available bottom left (it's just the default - hasn't been branded yet).

Select 'RWG' Original.

Be aware that not all features will necessarily be available with each look.

For anyone having issues, give it a go.

[EDIT: May be coming soon]

THANK GOD! And "T" naturaly A bit bright but an improvment all the same. Any chance of a little blue where the white is?

Col.

EDIT: Well, it's sorta blue. Maybe just a little darker?

Jan61: Added to the list.

Col.

His feedback is 100%.

What is the tell?

Col.

MMMMM, Pie!

Damn it man, that's one fine young lady!

Col.

But they're all biased Col!

Take a look, so is the question

Col.

I thought that TTK had the copyright on the Contintal Drift Dellivery System?

Col.

How about that? A 100% yes vote for best rep forum ever

Col.

Where did the GTG forum go?

Col.

Well? What does everybody realy think of the new look board? Here is your chance to have your say in a very unofficial poll.

No one doubts for a minute the imense amount of forthought that undoubtly went into the new look and the huge task of porting everything over to the new version of IPB. It had to happen as support for the old version will cese soon enough so saying "It should have stayed as it was" or flameing the Admin is pointless let alone rude but what do you think of the new look and feel of your home in Repdom? This is just out of personal intrest and also due to the fact that we at RWG1.1 are going to have to do the same sooner or later but I'm shure that the Admin will take on board any constructive comments.

Col.

This is cool.

Finally, change I can not only believe in, but embrace. Because it is real, not just a promise.

Cheers T.

I'm going to celebrate the new skin and my shallowness by going directly to the "Gentlemen's Lounge" and post a pic of a beautiful girl. K.

Beat you to it Dems Hell, I even beat TT!

@TT: you coming over to the Babes thread mate? You still have the best pics.

Nice new build, I like the darkside. Are any other (GMT +10) Aussies out by +3 hours?

Me too Bob.

BTW, I don't appear to have you on the Aussie members list. Can you pop over to the GTG page and post on the Aussie list or drop me a PM? Name, location and email (kept private) would be greatly appreciated. Especialy if you are in Melb since there is a GTG there in a few weeks.

Yep, I'm still not shure about the default skin. A bit too much for my old eyes but the darkside one is oke. Only problem is deciding if you're on RWG2 or RWI

Admin: I am serious about you keeping notes. We are gunna pester you for advice when we do the UG to V3!

Col.

Yep, gotta agree. Chase do a damn nice watch. Made in USA to boot! A little on the expensive side but that['s the penalty you pay for having them made in the Land Of The Free.

Col.

With all those new servers it damn well should be faster! Yes it is, the old one was by far the slowest of the boards for me.

BTW, if the new skin is a bit much try the darkside skin. I doubt the old skin will return due to the imense headache of redoing it for IPB V3.

Col.

Never mind the food and wine, review your lady friend!

Col.

/me looks around

WOW! Just a little different, From anything!

Congrats on geting everything done so quickly. You exceeded my expectations time wise. Hope you kept notes for Greg_r and my self! We gotta go thru this early next year. Well done mate, now, go sleep!

Col.

PS, the bits, bytes and babes ain't empty anymore

There is only one possible first pic for here.

This is RWG after all!

Oh, and the very first pic TT posted at RWG1.1 the day we started:

And so it begins . . .

Col.

RWI appears to be down. Has been for an hour or so now, let's hope it aon't a Geek type issue!

Col.

Whoo Hoo! Another SEQLDer! Welcome mate. That makes at least four of us, OS who you just met, my self at Woodford and Danni_1 in the sunny coast hinterland. I reckon we have about enough for a GTG soon. Sydney first tho.

If you havn't allready done so, click the link in my sig and add yourself to the Aussie GTG list.

Regards, Col.

That's like the most complicated dial in the world!! lol

What are all the numbers for?!

Similar to a Navitimer. It does aeronautical navigational computations. Speed over ground, ETA, fuel burn, time to waypoint, ect, ect. Much like a E6B circular slide rule.

One moment Captain . . .

Col.

Of cause there are lustworthy quartz watches! Here are my current wants:

Any 7A38 equiped Mill Seikos:

But especialy the grail quartz Seiko, the Vulcan, issued only to Vulcan aircrew. Very high EMF resistance and like all 7A38s accurate to 6sec a year:

And the SNA411a:

Definiatly one on the way soon. Gray market ones are dirt cheap ATM.

Col.