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..sorry, should maybe read the title in future!

Is this one of the ammo straps?

1st time on bracelet for years Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Hi Bigdav, I wouldn't worry. I have had plenty of different things (watches, sunglasses etc) delivered from China and all came through fine in the end. The only customs charge I have had is a watch from USA thankfully marked as parts for repair so I didn't incur the full import tax for a patek! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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Hello folks, thought it is best to introduce myself i am Simon from Leeds in the sunny (ha ha) UK... Been arround for ages on TRC and have quite a collection* of watches now. * addiction maybe An 'ultimate' BCE has the majority of my wrist time at the moment, but I am looking to buy either a Euromariner 2008 or (for the sake of