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Highflyingclive

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  1. It has nothing to do with your government. Just a bit of harmless racial sterotyping :D

    It is probably equally untrue to say that all Scots are mean or that all Irish are a little bit thick - but that isn't going to stop the jokes being told.

    For instance... did you know that copper wire was a Scottish invention?

    It happened one day, when two Jocks were fighting over a penny... :lol:

  2. The Hatter was the first to break the silence. `What day of the month is it?' he said, turning to Alice: he had taken his watch out of his pocket, and was looking at it uneasily, shaking it every now and then, and holding it to his ear.

    Alice considered a little, and then said `The fourth.'

    `Two days wrong!' sighed the Hatter. `I told you butter wouldn't suit the works!' he added looking angrily at the March Hare.

    `It was the BEST butter,' the March Hare meekly replied.

    `Yes, but some crumbs must have got in as well,' the Hatter grumbled: `you shouldn't have put it in with the bread-knife.'

    The March Hare took the watch and looked at it gloomily: then he dipped it into his cup of tea, and looked at it again: but he could think of nothing better to say than his first remark, `It was the BEST butter, you know.'

  3. I received an early Christmas present... a friend of mine has just upgraded his camera - and gave me his old Fujifilm S1 Pro. Wow!

    An obsolete camera, of course... but it is a joy to be able to use all my old 35mm Nikon lenses again.

    Here is my first attempt...

    173011-9113.jpg

    Criticism from real photographers would be welcomed!

    Lightbox - two polypropylene lever-arch files.

    Lighting - three halogen desk lamps.

    Lens - Nikkor 35-70mm macro, F22, 0.25 second exposure.

    Post production - brightened in "levels", background fluff cloned out. Nothing clever - I have neither the skill nor the software... I don't have PhotoShop, I'm using Micrographics Picture Publisher 10.0 - an application that came free with a computer magazine, several years ago.

  4. You have probably thought of this... but the chrono won't work unless there is a decent amount of power in the mainspring. If you haven't already done so, try wearing the watch for an hour or so... then press the button.

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