pabra Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 A duck went into a bar. The bartender looked amazed but asked the little fella' what he wanted with a grin on his face. Bread, answered the duck. The bartender was shocked, but replied that they didn't have bread. The duck leaves, but returns the next day: "Do You have bread?" No, still no bread said the bartender with a tendency of suppressed agression as the duck left. And then it came back the next day again, asking the same old question: "Do You have any bread?" The bartender was infuriated and started to yell at the duck who took the hint and went away, only to return the next day: "Got any bread yet?" The bartenders face turned into a deep red color and he clarified to the duck that if it asks about bread one more time, he will nail its beak shut right down on the desk. The duck just looks at him for a while, but asks: "Do You have any nails?" The bartender is stunned by this question, but answers: "No" "Oh, great! Do You have any bread?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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