Packard Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 A crusty old Navy Master Chief found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom was intrigued by the Master Chief and approached him. "Excuse me, Sir....what is your rank?" "Master Chief, Maam," he replied serious faced. "You seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?" "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature." The young lady looked at the decorations on his chest and said, "It looks like you have seen a lot of action." "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action." The young lady, tiring of trying to carry the conversation, said, "You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself." The Master Chief just stared at her in his serious manner. Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?" "1955, ma'am." "Well, there you go. No wonder you're so serious. I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to "relax" him several times. Afterwards, panting for breath, she said, "Wow, you sure haven't forget much since 1955." The Master Chief said in his serious voice, after glancing at his watch, "I hope not; it's only 2130 now." (Gotta love military time!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vlydog Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Nice one; very funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted September 23, 2009 Report Share Posted September 23, 2009 Excellent, forwarded to military friends... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hambone Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 This joke I like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlock Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Very good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Moved to Humour section Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Heard a diff version of this before. Very nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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