Ten Signs your Life is about to Change....

[KB]

10. While watching the news, you spot your spouse marching in a Gay Pride parade.

9. The bank notifies you that your paycheck has bounced.

8. On a densely foggy morning, while driving in the center lane of a highway, you suddenly run out of gas.

7. You arrive at your wedding to find, two ushers, four bridesmaids, and six pallbearers.

6. You ask your doctor for a physical and he replies: "I'm sorry, I don't do autopsies."

5. The IRS invites you to a weenie-roast and the invitation begins with, "Dear Weenie..."

4. While surfing the internet, you suddenly get the following dialog box: "ICBM launch successful. Confirm strike? (Y/N)".

3. You hear that your dentist has been arrested for using radioactive material as tooth-filling.

2. At the vacant house next door, you notice a U-Haul van and a truck which looks very similar to the ones on the old Beverly Hillbillies.

1. Your twelve year old daughter suddenly develops a craving for pickles and ice cream.

Ken

[ubiquitous]

My take away from this is- You should only be worried if all 10 of these are applicable to one's life, right? i.e. if you read through that list and can only identify with, say... 9 of those signs, then everything is okay, no?

[Katerchen]

haha lol

Nice find Ken -

Maybe its time to start some kind of thread

for the members posting the "weirdest sh_it theyve gone thru" in Life...

I guess i would definitely make it into the TOP 10 posting

some issues ive been through

But you know Ken: What doesnt kill you, only makes you stronger!

i for myself believe entire life seems to be a "huge ordeal of will"

maybe when you finally die, a huge white bearded ol man on a wheelchair

will turn to you... only thing youll ask is "why?"

then he might say... "its been all set-up for you..." "a giant show,

just to check how strong you are!" "we love you!"

lol

Stay strong friends!

George