9 circle of Watch Wisdom

[dbutlerman]

Dang it! 5th Circle - This list is a crack up! So True, So True!

[JohnCraig]

12th Circle

After manual winding your final watch, you have to start over since the first one is wound down.

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[Nanuq]

13th Circle:

You sometimes store your watches crown-up to help them "lose rather more seconds" at night. You know this of course because you've memorized every Rolex pamphlet ever published.

But you lie in bed thinking about the uneven wear your movement jewels receive as they run at an angle.

And you mentally devise a schedule to rotate the jewels in your movements, to compensate.

[Watchmeister]

What happened to the 11th cycle?

[Nanuq]

What happened to the 11th cycle?

There IS no Eleventh Circle. This is something of which we must never speak.

If the Eleventh Circle did truly exist, then because 11 is 3 binary, it would contain three members:

Neo, Omni and ExtraExtra.

[Watchmeister]

There IS no Eleventh Circle. This is something of which we must never speak.

If the Eleventh Circle did truly exist, then because 11 is 3 binary, it would contain three members:

Neo, Omni and ExtraExtra.

So true. But the next question is which level we assign to Jetmid.

[Nanuq]

Jetmid? He doesn't get a circle. He's so dense he collapsed into a gravitational black hole, a pinpoint. How do I know?

1). We've never actually seen him,

2). Only his thoughts have ever escaped here, because they lack substance. There's never been any actual physical evidence.

(hat tip to Dilbert!)