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Holy-Grail?


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Does anyone else have a little snigger every time they see a "Holy-Grail" FS thread?

I always get images of a peasant running along with two coconut halves making horse shoe sound impressions (Monty Python)

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Richard

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...And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, "O LORD, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy." And the LORD did grin and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats and large chu... [At this point, the friar is urged by Brother Maynard to "skip a bit, brother"]... And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

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Lmao love that film not seen it for years though  :partytime:  last year we had just about every FS thread starting with 'My Grail piece blah blah blah' went on for weeks till everyone started going ape at sellers for doing so, funny shit...............I feel a grail sale coming on :crazy:    

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Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Panerai
He was not afraid to wind, O brave Sir Robin
He was not at all afraid to be frank(en) in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin


He was not in the least bit scared to have his sub mashed to a pulp
Or to have his jewels gouged out and his split-pins broken
To have his mainspring split and his lume burned away
And his bezel all hacked and mangled, brave, brave Sir Robin
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