hiker01 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 I was out golfing one day and I accidentally overturned my golf buggy. Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, who happened to be outside watering her plants, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?" "Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied. "Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later." "That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it." "Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak. "Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." "Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?" "Under the cart!" I said.... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xpletiv Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 I think we need an enlarged shot of your avatar to add to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martijnp Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Haha good one! Didn't see that one coming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watchguyoh Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Frickin hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panerai153 Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Great!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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