My Wife won't like it........

[hiker01]

 

I was out golfing one day and I accidentally overturned my golf buggy. 

 

 

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, who happened to be outside watering her plants,

heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?"

 

 

 

"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.

"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll help you get the cart up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife would like it." 

"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted. 

She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak.

"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it." 

After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I thanked my host.  "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset." 

"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"

"Under the cart!" I said....

 

 

 

 

 

[xpletiv]

I think we need an enlarged shot of your avatar to add to that.

[martijnp]

Haha good one! Didn't see that one coming

[watchguyoh]

Frickin hilarious! 

[panerai153]

Great!!!