There Ain't No Moral Like An Old Moral

[jonthebhoy]

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground

and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car, and saw Daddy

and Aunt Diana in a passionate embrace.

Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could barely contain

himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

Mommy," Little Johnny exclaimed, "I was at the playground and I saw

Daddy's

car go into the woods with Aunt Diana. I went back to look and he was

giving

Aunt Diana a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt.

Then Aunt Diana helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Diana.........

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an

INTERESTING story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I

want

to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell him tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked Little Johnny to tell Daddy his story.

Mommy listened closely as Little Johnny started telling his story about

how

he saw the car go into the woods..., then watched Aunt Diana get

undressed.., and then Aunt Diana laid down on the back seat.... and then

Aunt Diana and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle

Bill

used to do when Daddy was in the Army!!!"

Moral:

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt

someone!

[offshore]

Yes, we all need to learn to listen... although some times its better to watch

Offshore

[mikellem]

Very Cute!

I like it!

-MM