KB Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night, with the tip of her index finger blown off. "How did this happen?", the doctor asked her. "Well," the blonde replied, "I was depressed, and I was trying to commit suicide!" The doctor scratched his head. "What? You tried to commit suicide by shooting your FINGER off??" "No, silly!" the blonde sighed. "First, I put the gun to my chest. Then I thought, boy, I just paid $5,000 for these breast implants, I'm not gonna shoot myself in the chest." "Then I put the gun in my mouth. But I thought, huh, I just paid $2,500 to get my teeth straightened, no way, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth." "So then?" asked the doctor. "Well, then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought, gee, this is going to make an awful loud noise! So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted January 10, 2007 Report Share Posted January 10, 2007 Your crasy ken that is even worse than most of my jokes.......and they said norwegians do not have a sense of humor mensa-barbie: http://mensa-barbie.blogspot.com/2006/01/b...-joke-ever.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted January 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Yeah it was pretty rough but then I'm not in a funny mood today Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ubiquitous Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 I got a chuckle out of it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted January 11, 2007 Report Share Posted January 11, 2007 Yup Definite chuckle here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angel Posted January 15, 2007 Report Share Posted January 15, 2007 Fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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