Da Superbowl

[Nanuq]

Ole and Sven died and woke up in Hell. The next day the devil stopped in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats warming themselves around the fire. 

 

The devil asks them, “What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough? for you?”

 

Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, ya know, ve’re from nordern Minnesoda, de land of de snow und ice und cold dontcha know. Ve’re yust happy for a chance to varm up a little bit, ya know.”

 

The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, hats and mittens. 

 

The devil asks them again, “Its awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel that?”

 

Again, Ole and Sven reply, “Vell, like ve told you yisterdy, ve’re from nordern Minnesoda, de land of de snow and ice and cold.  Ve’re yust happy for a chance to varm up a little bit, ya know.”

 

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys.  He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Minnesoda and finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling walleye and drinking beer.

 

The devil is astonished, “Everyone down here is in agony, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself.”

 

The two Minnesodans reply, “Vell, ya know, ve don’t get too much varm vedder up dere in da International Falls, so ve yust GOT to have a fish fry vhen the vedder's dis nice.”

 

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives.  So he decides to turn all the heat off in Hell.  That'll show them misery.  The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.  The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Minnesodans. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

 

The devil is dumbfounded, “I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now its freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two?”

 

Ole and Sven look at the devil in surprise, “Vell, don’tcha know, if Hell has froze over dat must mean only vun ting.  It means da Vikings haff vun da Super Bowl!!”

 

[Sogeha]

Hell frozen in January 2014 and the Seahawks won the Super Bowl 

thought you would have known that

[Nanuq]

Not so fast there pardner, the last Superbowl I watched was 1982.

Yawn.