stilty Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 I had this email sent to me last year, and I am sending it out this year! Gotta get this thing happening! BTW - the wife bought me a new BBQ last year! Good Times! You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it. Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 20th! The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's. Also, some folks celebrate Steak & BJ day on March 14, and some on March 20. March 20 is thought to be the “official” day. But if you want, celebrate it on both days. Please spread the word! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyndonville Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Thanks, I sent it to my wife. One can only hope...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
narikaa Posted February 21, 2007 Report Share Posted February 21, 2007 Good Job I wont be in Thailand for this holiday Cant get a good steak anywhere there . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marrickvilleboy Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Good Job I wont be in Thailand for this holiday Cant get a good steak anywhere there . hahaha....nor a guaranteed blowjob from a woman.... =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Cant get a good steak anywhere there LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Is it OK to have English mustard on it as well!!! Cheers Johnkaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 Is it OK to have English mustard on it as well!!! i hope you mean the steak! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbchubb Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 i hope you mean the steak! Whatever makes him happy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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