Bigger Breasts

[jonthebhoy]

Recent story from a woman's magazine........

Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my

husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically

telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion.

"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."

Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in

front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this

take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband

replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper

between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?"

Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your a*se , didn't it?"

JTB

[dadog13]

good joke...

[offshore]

@jtb

My wife either......

A. Did not get that joke

B. Got it , but "was not amused"

.............................I tend to think it may have been B!

Touchy little devils ... aren't they?

Offshore

[chubbchubb]

@jtb.... thanks for a good laugh...