jonthebhoy Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 Recent story from a woman's magazine........ Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your a*se , didn't it?" JTB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dadog13 Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 good joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
offshore Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 @jtb My wife either...... A. Did not get that joke B. Got it , but "was not amused" .............................I tend to think it may have been B! Touchy little devils ... aren't they? Offshore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chubbchubb Posted February 22, 2007 Report Share Posted February 22, 2007 @jtb.... thanks for a good laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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