KB Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two hunks of bread. JACK AND JILL Went up the hill To have a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill ..And now they have a son. SIMPLE SIMON Met a Pie man going to the fair . Said Simple Simon to the Pie man, "What have you got there?" Said the Pie man unto Simon , "Pies, you dumb ass!" HUMPTY DUMPTY Sat on a wall.. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the kings' horses And all the kings' men Had scrambled eggs, for breakfast again HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE The cat took a piddle, All over the bedside clock. The little dog laughed to see such fun. Then died of electric shock . GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry. And when the boys came out to play, He kissed them too,... 'cause he was gay. THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO HAD A LITTLE CURL Right in the middle of her forehead . When she was good, she was very, very good . But when she was bad ........ She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfreeman420 Posted March 19, 2007 Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey along came a spider sat down beside her and said "hey, what's in the bowl [censored]?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Ah, a sweet antidote to all the nursery rhymes, Wiggles, Barney, Balamory, etc., etc.....zzzzzz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 Hey CS..................................... Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 They mock my pain! Just had to pay for tickets to see the Wiggles, and apparently that wasn't enough so I had to pay for more tickets to see Barney. And then again for Dorothy the Dinosaur Show... Worst of all, I think I have to go see these shows....(is it bad form to drink during these performances?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 CS believe me wait until Seame street comes around again, the ticket just gets you in the door the real expense is in the merchandise and my wife wouldn't let me sleep through the show either. Ken Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 he ticket just gets you in the door the real expense is in the merchandise and my wife wouldn't let me sleep through the show either. Crap, I hadn't even thought of that. How the hell am I going to parade her through fifteen Wiggles stalls, and make it out with my wallet?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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