Faber Posted March 16, 2006 Report Share Posted March 16, 2006 A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see," replied the boy pensively. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for Saturday, and ONE for Sunday." "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mircle Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 funny...that's not true is it?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
siro Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 hahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faber Posted March 19, 2006 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 hope not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 19, 2006 Report Share Posted March 19, 2006 is it true married people........? huh? is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josetann Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 is it true married people........? huh? is it? Nah, it's not true! One for Winter, one for Spring, one for Summer, one for Fall...that's enough for three years! Better check those expiration dates! "Honey, the leaves are changing. You know what that means." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 One for every leap year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted March 20, 2006 Report Share Posted March 20, 2006 Hmmm........Im getting a DONT GET MARRIED vibe......hmmmm......casual sex then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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