Everythingape Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 After all my bollywood clips, you finally saw my potential! I want to thank my agent, my parents and all the teachers who believed in me in school! ..of course.. I HAD to click 'Admin CP' to see how I could play God until you caught me.. Regards -Ape- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Well, guess I should thank you for upgrading my membership. Never thought I could get any higer than Admin....This new God status is kinda cool.....I wonder what this button does Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted June 4, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 You're welcome.. Don't touch "smite"!! I tried it for you.. Member->Hangaround->VIP->Fullfledged Knight of the realm->Admin->GOD I've not got that kind of money. BTW: I'm holding the 'admin'-title hostage until I get a free powermax!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docblackrock Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Uh-oh, you've seen too much - a nice pair of concrete boots for you I fear Nice knowing you Ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Me and tha boys see , we wanna chat wid you see, be at the deserted wharehouse on pier 19 at 11,30pm tonight for a fitting....*cough*....chat and all will be good see Ken tha slicer Berg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 It made me want to go start my own forum! hmmm.. what do I know a lot about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ok if that pic is a clue I'm going to guess rocks Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ok if that pic is a clue I'm going to guess rocks I'm on a replica mountain forum already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ultimate Mt Everest, perfect Kilimanjaro, best Matterhorn! ..I actually had a teacher with a doctorate in granite.. He looked like he did too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docblackrock Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 ..I actually had a teacher with a doctorate in granite.. He looked like he did too. LESSON 1. DRESS LIKE A REAL GEOLOGIST LESSON 2. FORGET THE NON-DESTRUCTIVE TESTING LESSON 3. ACT LIKE A REAL GEOLOGIST Real Geologists... Don't eat quiche. They don't even know what it is. Real geologists like raw meat, beer and tonsil-killer chili. Don't need rock hammers. They break samples off with their bare hands. Don't sit in offices. Being indoors drives them crazy. If they'd wanted to sit in offices they'd have become geophysicists. Don't need geophysics. Geophysicists measure things nobody can see or feel, make up a whole lot of numbers about them, then drill in the wrong places. Don't go to meetings, except to point at a map and say "DRILL HERE" and leave. Don't work 9 to 5. If any real geologists are around at 9am it's because they're going to a meeting to tell the managers where to drill. Don't like managers. Managers are a necessary evil, for dealing with bozos from Human Resources, beancounters from Accounting and other mental defectives. Don't make exploration budgets. Nervous managers make exploration budgets. Only insecure mama's boys try to stay within exploration budgets. Real geologists ignore exploration budgets. Don't use compasses. That smacks of geophysics. Real geologists always know exactly where they are, and the direction of the nearest place where beer is available. Don't make maps. Maps are for novices, the forgetful, managers and pansies who like to play with coloured pencils. A real geologist will only draw a map to show the ill-informed managers where to drill. Don't write reports. Bureaucrats write reports, and look what they're like. Don't have joint venture partners. Partners are for wimpy bedwetters who are unable to think big. Don't use computers. Computers are for geophysicists, other nerds and limp-wristed quiche eaters who can't think for themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docblackrock Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 LESSON 1. DRESS LIKE A REAL GEOLOGIST LESSON 2. FORGET THE NON-DESTRUCTIVE TESTING Uncanny eh Bob? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docblackrock Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Good Lord... someone's been reading my job description! More like somebody's been using those dodgy 'art' photos when you were younger and "needed the money"??? Of course, there could be other explanations for the double-take.... Passing resemblance (to fellow Alaskan)? Separated at birth? Secret love-child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KB Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Ok Doc that was damn funny I laughed all the way th.............whoa...........WTF... Don't use computers. Computers are for geophysicists, other nerds and limp-wristed quiche eaters who can't think for themselves. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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