Jumbie Posted June 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 and then????? And then nothing. She wasn't hot. (gotta laugh when I see all the names hanging out below, like a bunch of fish waiting for something juicy for lunch! ... ) What are you doing in here then? (joke) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 What are you doing in here then? (joke) Mommy's out shopping (joke also) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 The people in the skee loundge is by far the most funny one You should check out the one in the library. What they do is they all get a card (6 people at a table) and one of them gets a big X on the card. This means they have to do the following thing and make as little noise as possible to stay in. Last person had to eat a huge roll of wasabi...nasty, but funny. Another guy had to be bitchslapped by this fake arm thing, lol. Also the one where they go to people sleeping. One they carried onto a horse track and tie his legs to the horses leg, then they fired in the air and the horse ran like crazy with the guy dragged in the mud. Another they pushed off a giant water slide on his mattress, lol. Then there's the weirdest one. 6 guys (same ones always I think) sitting in a classroom watching a TV. The TV shows a Japanese guy trying to speak English but he messes up completely. These 6 guys are not allowed to laugh and when they do, they are sent out. BUT BEFORE THEY ARE SENT OUT, THEY ARE SLAPPED REAAAAALLY HARD with a giant stick on the ass. LOL, weird stuff but funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meridius Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 I think there may be a definite connection between reps and porn. Have you ever noticed some of the sweet watches the guys are wearing? I mean throwing down on the set with a Breitling Navitimer or a pimped out rolex is not an uncommon thing . . .could these be reps? Do porn guys make the kind of cash to even own a rolex, then risk getting it creampied or lost down a funnel into some unsuspecting chubby's nether regions? maybe Pugwash could respond from his experience on the sets . . . but, I'm wondering if porn production and rep dealing might have some deeper connection? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted June 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 I'm pretty sure some of the more popular porn stars make some good coin although it's likely that the women are paid more. No idea though really on the women earning more than men and I'm just speculating. But there are some guys who are the equivalent of the big name actors in Hollywood in the porn industry who appear in lots of movies I've seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archibald Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Different cultures, different entertainment. There used to be a Japanes show which centered around some guy walking up behind people and screaming. The point was the release people got watching the breaking of social rules constructed in a country where lots of peolple are jammed onto a small island. That's a big part of porn, isn't it. Make believe subversion of social rules? The reason American porn scenes always finish w/ a facial is precicely because most people don't finish every boinking of the missus w/ one. BTW, years ago when I lived in the Milwaukee area I had a buddy who lived three doors down from Max Hardcore. Here's one for you freiudians: My pal and I used to laught about how he was pretty indiscriminate about where he jizzed but absolutely obsessive about his yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pubus Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 apart from all these japan wierdos it happent for me to see a random internet funny video where two men were dressed as pterodactyls while the lady dressed as a cave woman was doing them at the same time. guess odd perversions are becoming even more strange that makes me, frankly, shocked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 I thought anal was an international thing? I mean... Isn't Sandra Romain, one of the double anal queens in the biz... Romanian? Anal sex in porn started in the US market. The US is the largest consumer market for European porn. Quid est demonstrandum. It's just a taboo, that's why people do it. I could mention that it's in particular a California thing, mentioning the US reliance on horses and all that entails, and the gold rush to San Francisco creating a 90%+ male community that bred an awful amount of tolerance for man-on-man sex, leading to the society that SF now has, but that's just a theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 There are off topic posts and then there are off your rocker posts.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HauteHippie Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 Anal sex in porn started in the US market. The US is the largest consumer market for European porn. Quid est demonstrandum. It's just a taboo, that's why people do it. I could mention that it's in particular a California thing, mentioning the US reliance on horses and all that entails, and the gold rush to San Francisco creating a 90%+ male community that bred an awful amount of tolerance for man-on-man sex, leading to the society that SF now has, but that's just a theory. 90%+ my ass. No pun intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ryyannon Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 There are off topic posts and then there are off your rocker posts.... You talking to me, Chieftang? http://www.hauntedfrog.com/gt/movies/2007/...gTeslaShow.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watchmeister Posted June 20, 2007 Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 You guys all need to get laid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbie Posted June 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2007 You guys all need to get laid. I do. I haven't seen my g/f in some time now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2005SUBMARINER Posted June 21, 2007 Report Share Posted June 21, 2007 asian porn is considered softporn , next to those crazy german scat porns now thats disgusting 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gran Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I love Asian women. Always have ever since I was a kid which is weird cause there hardly were any where I lived. Don't take the title of this thread the wrong way cause more than half of my extensive porn collection is a bunch of, unfortunately, censored JAVs but man there is some weird crap in there. It's almost mind-boggling sometimes how they come up with this stuff. Then they censor it. lmao I just came across a video where they are using um...live eels... No, I did not download it. Saw (as in the box cover) one the other day where they had a woman roped up hanging upside down and a bunch of guys standing on a ledge behind her urinating into a funnel inserted in her nether region. Saw one where the ladies where completely covered in gold and silver body paint. Quite interesting actually. Then there's the one where the man is shrunken as per Gulliver's Travels. The list goes on and on. Multiple creampies (as in 20+) seems to be the current trend. Western and European (particularly German) porn can be quite nasty and raunchy (no probs with that) but Jap porn, in particular, is just plain weird and hilarious at times. Sorry if this post is inappropriate but was just scanning through some online sites and was "inspired" to share. heheheh I assume most on this forum are 18+ but feel free to remove it if you consider this to be a family site. I guees it has nothing to do with being Asian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronus Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I thought anal was an international thing? I mean... Isn't Sandra Romain, one of the double anal queens in the biz... Romanian? Now how do you know this ? Give me one of your franken-Daytonas and your secret is safe with me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slay Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Analsex is not a US thing or a 21st centry thingee. People did that stuff since for ever, guess why, because it cant get women pregnant and they didnt have condoms or birth control back in the days! Jesus Christ, do you really think that americans were the first ones who though "how about I just stick it up there?" it takes 3 braincells to do that! I bet even the cavemen did it. I also dont know why this kind of topic ended up here. I mean, you guys know me, I'm not the kind of guy that starts wining about stuff that is 'inapropriate', but when I saw this thread, I was like 'what the ....?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronus Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 True... the Americans didn't invent this just like they didnt win the war singlehandedly, but they sure as hell didnt invent sexual practices... go and look up the kama sutra for anal sex instructions if you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronus Posted June 23, 2007 Report Share Posted June 23, 2007 or maybe someone someday turned out the lights and said, "oops! wrong hole!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everythingape Posted June 25, 2007 Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 I think Mr Pugwash meant to imply americans brought it to the not so big screen. ..not that they were the first to stick it there. We all know the greek invented sex.. ..but the italians introduced women into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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