Musings And Thoughts Of A Middle Aged Guy

[KB]

* Men hang out in bars for two main reasons; They have no wife to go home to... or they do.

* If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

* Jury -- twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.

* Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

* Sex is NOT the answer... Sex is the question. YES is the answer!!!

* For every action, there is an equal but opposite Government program.

* Never buy a pit-bull from a one armed man.

* If history repeats itself why is there never any reruns of the six o'clock news.

* I may be schizophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other.

* A fool and his money are soon... Hey! Where's my wallet?

* Patience is something admired in the driver in front you, but not in the one behind you.

* History doesn't repeat itself; historians repeat each other.

* Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting enough.

* Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur......... life is too short for aging

Ken

[LordRasta]

* I may be schizophrenic, but at least I'll always have each other.

LOL!!! Classic!

[Victoria]

* History doesn't repeat itself; historians repeat each other.

:lol:

* Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting enough.

* Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur......... life is too short for aging

“Life is too short to be little. Man is never so manly as when he feels deeply, acts boldly, and expresses himself with frankness and with fervor.”

- Benjamin Disraeli

I think she must've read that quote because Paris Hilton rejoined:

“The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in.”