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Dear Forum Member Vacuum:

In the future, please be more careful in your choice of words concerning your membership status and financial contributions to this forum. We no longer tolerate the use of words like 'VIP', since they suggest an artificial and potentially insulting differentiation between the diverse and equally valuable specimens of homo sapiens sapiens who frequent RWG.

We'd also thank you not even to allude to 'upgrading' your membership, since this can also be emotionally painful to those who have not done so.

We are currently working on a classification-scheme in which all those who frequent RWG - members, non-members, scammers, lurkers, GAF, Customs, Homeland Security and FBI agents, serial watch-molesters as well as those who've arrived here by accident after a particularly sloppy Google search - will be referred to by the all-inclusive term of 'Comrade Replica Watch Collector Person.'

Since we also believe in the free exchange of information on the Internet, please be aware that any contribution you make for the hosting of this forum will be returned to you with an additional bonus of twelve (12) percent interest per annum, calculated on the length of time you deposit your (censored) - we no longer permit the mere mention of (censored) - here with us. Under this new system, the more (censored) you contribute, the more (censored) you'll get back!

In the not-to-distant future, we're even working on a plan to pay you for visiting our forum; whether this will be on a page-per-view and/or length-of-time-logged-in basis remains to be determined: our faithful Administrator and moderators have all taken second, and in some instances, third jobs to be able to make this forum the most profitable and least insulting Internet experience possible for its Comrade Members.

Yours truly,

RWG: a not-for-profit charitable institution serving replica watch collector persons worldwide.

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We are currently working on a classification-scheme in which all those who frequent RWG - members, non-members, scammers, lurkers, GAF, Customs, Homeland Security and FBI agents, serial watch-molesters [ed. vbarrett: clearly Vaccum's category] as well as those who've arrived here by accident after a particularly sloppy Google search - will be referred to by the all-inclusive term of 'Comrade Replica Watch Collector Person.'

RWG: a not-for-profit charitable institution serving replica watch collector persons worldwide.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Dear Forum Member Vacuum:

In the future, please be more careful in your choice of words concerning your membership status and financial contributions to this forum. We no longer tolerate the use of words like 'VIP', since they suggest an artificial and potentially insulting differentiation between the diverse specimens of homo sapiens sapiens who frequent RWG.

We'd also thank you not even to allude to 'upgrading' your membership, since this can also be emotionally painful to those who have not done so.

We are currently working on a classification-scheme in which all those who frequent RWG - members, non-members, scammers, lurkers, GAF, Customs, Homeland Security and FBI agents, serial watch-molesters as well as those who've arrived here by accident after a particularly sloppy Google search - will be referred to by the all-inclusive term of 'Comrade Replica Watch Collector Person.'

Since we also believe in the free exchange of information on the Internet, please be aware that any contribution you make for the hosting of this forum will be returned to you with an additional bonus of twelve (12) percent interest per annum, calculated on the length of time you deposit your (censored) - we no longer permit the mere mention of (censored) - here with us. Under this new system, the more (censored) you contribute, the more (censored) you'll get back!

In the not-to-distant future, we're even working on a plan to pay you for visiting our forum; whether this will be on a page-per-view and/or length-of-time-logged-in basis remains to be determined: our faithful Administrator and moderators have all taken second, and in some instances, third jobs to be able to make this forum the most profitable and least insulting Internet experience possible for its Comrade Members.

Yours truly,

RWG: a not-for-profit charitable institution serving replica watch collector persons worldwide.

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