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With apologies to our NZ brethen.


KB

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Kiwi walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies:

"I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

Ken

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I am sure you Aussies just telling sheep jokes about us Kiwi's to throw the rest of the world off track because it is really you lot who are into it... and don't even get me started on those Kangaroo's - isn't the song 'tie me kangaroo down sport' a love song over this way Ken? :D

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