KB Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file. The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the man walking the dog and said, 'I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?' 'My wife's.' 'What happened to her?' The man replied, 'My dog attacked and killed her.' He inquired further, 'But who is in the second hearse?' The man answered, 'My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her.' A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men. 'Can I borrow the dog?' The man replied, 'Get in line.' Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 Do you know where to find this dog mate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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LordRasta Posted August 19, 2008 Report Share Posted August 19, 2008 I could lend you Rusty, he's a real killer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Great one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chronoluvvv Posted September 2, 2008 Report Share Posted September 2, 2008 so that's where Cujo ended up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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