oscarmadfish Posted October 4, 2008 Report Posted October 4, 2008 i think i have done all of them at one time or another but never alltogether
Fireman_Fred Posted October 4, 2008 Report Posted October 4, 2008 Is there a stool chart for my town as I don't live in (or near) Bristol !
alphakazi Posted October 4, 2008 Report Posted October 4, 2008 2,3,4 and 6 - depending on fiber intake - when I take my Kellogg's Psyllium fiber buds, it's all easy street - with little fiber... #4 is a pain in the ass - a whole roll of paper to ensure a good job. great thread John! I'll have to leave one of these behind
greg_r Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 LOL - this is a thread I think we could have afforded to have left behind...
JohnG Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Posted October 5, 2008 LOL - this is a thread I think we could have afforded to have left behind... I think greg is a type I
greg_r Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 greg is a fluffy rabbitt I'm beginning to worry about you, Oscar......
mcloud Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 That's weird. I live close to Bristol and have never seen this chart before. What sort of [censored] does the rest of the country produce? I suppose in London your stools would be shaped like a Politician or a Merchant Banker. Having said that, there is only one kind that I produce and that's No.7, on account of all the cider I drink. Although, in all fairness, it does smell quite nice, rather like cows muck (and if I go in a field, it even looks like cows muck). I'm not joking - this is true. Once I've had a few Immodiums, I gradually work my way up the chart
JohnG Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Posted October 5, 2008 How come the tiny rabbit pellets (the number 1's) are always the most painful? I mean, you strain, you feel this incredible pain, and then comes this little "plop" - like you had dropped a raisin into the toilet? It makes no sense. Where's Jameo?
mcloud Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 [censored] How much did you pay to be able to say(do) that
onzenuub Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 How much did you pay to be able to say(do) that And again: "what did I do?"
mcloud Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 And again: "what did I do?" I am censored and you are not. What's the price for having freedom to quote mild obscenities?
onzenuub Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 I am censored and you are not. What's the price for having freedom to quote mild obscenities? Being Dutch helps, I think
greg_r Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 It's RWG.cc's equivalent of a swear box, I guess
mcloud Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 Being Dutch helps, I think That might explain it. I am just wondering if you need to contribute to this forum, otherwise you get censored. I noticed that I said the word S H I T and it was censored, whereas you said it and it was not. Not that I'm the sort of chap that uses that kind of language frequently
JohnG Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Posted October 5, 2008 You can't say [censored] [censored] [censored]? OMG - how typical of us... the stool chart thread is the FIRST ONE TO HIT TWO PAGES!!!!
onzenuub Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 You can't say [censored] [censored] [censored]? OMG - how typical of us... the stool chart thread is the FIRST ONE TO HIT TWO PAGES!!!! Think because we are in the bin it isn't a problem to say [censored] [censored] [censored]
JohnG Posted October 5, 2008 Author Report Posted October 5, 2008 Think because we are in the bin it isn't a problem to say [censored] [censored] [censored] Nope - McCloud can't say it! It is because we PAY to be able to say it... In honor of page two of the stool thread - I present you all with an OLD POST to a friend some of you remember from RWG:
alw Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 I miss your animated bottom mccloud. But the present static boobs aren
greg_r Posted October 5, 2008 Report Posted October 5, 2008 OMG - how typical of us... the stool chart thread is the FIRST ONE TO HIT TWO PAGES!!!! LOL - now all we need is James of Bestswiss to beat up and we'll feel right at home
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