The Shortest Thread Ever

[ryyannon]

Shucks, and here I thought it was Beverly Hills....

You had me searching all over the pic for Madonna's place!

[TwoTone]

You had me searching all over the pic for Madonna's place!

[ryyannon]

@J

That my friend is Los Cabos, MX...

One of the most peaceful places on earth...

TT <--- The one who will retire there sooner than later!

Retire there?

I don't know, TT....

It looks a lot like Mexico

[Craytonic]

It is amazing how much a chart helps visualize things!

[ryyannon]

What's Pac-Man eating?

No, don't say it!

I always suspected he'd eat anything....

[Craytonic]

The % of the chart that looks like a slice of pizza!

[ryyannon]

The % of the chart that looks like a slice of pizza!

Oh.

Just as long as it's not Godiva chocolates.

You had me worried there for a minute....

[Craytonic]

Nah, maybe lady godiva. I wonder how she rides that horse naked... must hurt.

Want to see a picture of my car? Kids love it, but parents hate it.

[ryyannon]

Come to think of it, don't you think that would make a great game?

[Craytonic]

Or a type of music.

[ryyannon]

Nah, maybe lady godiva. I wonder how she rides that horse naked... must hurt.

Want to see a picture of my car? Kids love it, but parents hate it.

Are you Phoband?

[Craytonic]

Ok not really my car; but it always makes me laugh.

[ryyannon]

Uh-huh.....

[Craytonic]

Are you Phoband?

No i'm just part of his crew that travels with him. Tune the guitar, take the ladies in and out, find a "white nose candy" vendor for him at each venue...

[Craytonic]

Uh-huh.....

I recognize him! he drove the van!

[TwoTone]

Nah, maybe lady godiva. I wonder how she rides that horse naked... must hurt.

Where history, myth and folklore meet there are often confusions and hybrids, again we have only to look at the many versions of the story of King Arthur. Folklore traditions from the Forest of Arden contain many references to women on horseback, this range from fertility rites to stories of fairy tale. There are ancient traditions of a cult of Godda a Goddess or in other versions a Fairy Queen said to ride about the countryside dressed in green and mounted on a white horse. Some versions of this tradition name her Godiva. So there is potentially a Godda or Godiva of story easily confused in an oral tradition with a Godiva of history. Other local traditions connected to this are to be found in rhyme, for example

[Craytonic]

Ok I just have to ask.... what sort of horse did she ride?

[ryyannon]

A Horse With No Name.

Or in TT's story, a [censored] horse, a white horse, etc.

Why is this important to you?

[Craytonic]

There was a desert in the tale of lady godiva? I would much more expert a dessert.

[ryyannon]

You're getting warmer....

Lady Godiva was actually Lord Godiva, this really pervy cross-dressing Brit who used to ride around on a [censored] horse (see?) with 'Free Candy' painted on its side.

I'd rather not tell the rest of the story....

[Craytonic]

too personal?

[ryyannon]

No, the guy in question was not Clive.

But I know what you mean....

[Craytonic]

Why is this important to you?

I just noticed that it didn't say censored when a mod said [censored] and wanted to make sure my theory was true. Guess it is!

Of course maybe the censor software understand you and TT were using it in a different context... amazing program!

[ryyannon]

Where history, myth and folklore meet.....blah, blah, blah... So there is potentially a Godda or Godiva of story easily confused in an oral tradition with a Godiva of history. Other local traditions connected to this are to be found in rhyme, for example

[Craytonic]

the program read your mind - it knew TT wanted to tell the story of lady godiva and you wanted to post it because it says [censored].