jonthebhoy Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Can I have some Irish Sausages please?", asked Paddy. The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?" "Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? " "if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish? "Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?" "Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" The assistant says, "Well no". And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?" Well, I probably wouldn't no!!" So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Woolworths." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted July 22, 2006 Report Share Posted July 22, 2006 Even funnier, a page from a magazine for the well-travelled Irishman to slap the Assistant in the face with! Woolworths Tsk, the pressures of an international audience! !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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