Irish Sausages

[jonthebhoy]

Can I have some Irish Sausages please?", asked Paddy.

The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?"

"If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"

"Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? "

"if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?

"Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?"

"Would ya, ay? Would Ya?"

The assistant says, "Well no".

And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American?

What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?"

Well, I probably wouldn't no!!"

So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?"

The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*cking Woolworths."

[cornerstone]

Even funnier, a page from a magazine for the well-travelled Irishman to slap the Assistant in the face with!

Woolworths

Tsk, the pressures of an international audience! !!