=: The Deaf Accountant :=

[KB]

A Chicago-style Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has embezzled ten million dollars from him.

This bookkeeper is deaf. It was considered an occupational benefit and why he got the job in the first place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to hear anything if he'd ever have to testify in court.

When the Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney who knows sign language. The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: "Where is the 10 million bucks you embezzled from me?"

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the 10 million dollars is hidden. The bookkeeper signs back: "I don't know what you are talking about."

The attorney tells the Godfather: "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

That's when the Godfather pulls out a 9mm pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple, cocks it, and says: "Ask him again!"

The attorney signs to the underling: "He'll kill you for sure if you don't tell him!"

The bookkeeper signs back: "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens!"

The Godfather asks the attorney: "Well, what'd he say?"

The attorney replies: "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger!"

[cornerstone]

That's what happens when you hire Mark "Chopper" Read as your attorney!

It's done the rounds, but I still love this "Chopper" piss take weather report from the Ronnie Johns Half Hour:

"Chopper" Read does the weather

Edited August 4, 2006 by cornerstone

[KB]

That's what happens when you hire Mark "Chopper" Read as your attorney!

It's done the rounds, but I still love this "Chopper" piss take weather report from the Ronnie Johns Half Hour:

"Chopper" Read does the weather

Now that was f*cking funny

Ken

[Johnkaz]

Nice one.

Cheers Johnkaz