Jump to content
When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.
  • Current Donation Goals

New Forum Dealer: 'dbmwp' Dependable-bayerische-motoren-worke-person


cornerstone

Recommended Posts

Everyone down the tennis club is amazed with your Rolex Sub....but what about your shite car? :black_eye:

It's a dead giveaway. Your friends are all laughing. :(

Meet new forum dealer DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person for all your replica automobile needs...!! :Jumpy:

LATEST STOCK IN:

1. Impress your neighbours! Pictured car comes with metallic paint and leather upholstery.

97633-27001.jpg

2. So you like the ladies, huh? Why pick her up in a huge sedan, when you can get up close and personal. You know what I'm talking about...

97633-27002.jpg

Tinfoil rims included.

3. Whisper it, don't let everyone know. But Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person has taken the Trabant to Stuttgart and gone Mercedes crazzzy!! :crazy:

Check out the bling on this baby! It could be all yours!

97633-27003.jpg

97633-27004.jpg

4. FIRST GENERATION 'M5' MODEL JUST IN. Get 9% accurate car for only 5% of the price. THINK ABOUT IT!!

97633-27005.jpg

5. NEW 'Z3' stock just in!! NB: this is the model with the slightly oversized steering wheel.

97633-27006.jpg

DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person

"I accept Australian bananas"

Edited by cornerstone
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Can i order a DBMW modification for my brother in law's Beemer ?

He keeps trying to keep up with my jag with his 520 Beemer TDI

and I want to give him a better chance

so please DBMW, can you help him ????

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Can i order a DBMW modification for my brother in law's Beemer ?

He keeps trying to keep up with my jag with his 520 Beemer TDI

and I want to give him a better chance

so please DBMW, can you help him ????

Yeah - I do good deal! :yu:

If new Jaguar you buy hood ornament - look great. Very stylish / subtle. I have one in stock:

98052-26896.jpg

Your brother in law look better if he drive 520 tdi while wearing suit too. I have five NEW IN STOCK. Special deal.

98052-26897.jpg

Also, you maybe like NEW X-TYPE CABRIOLET "fantasy" model for extra long leg: :victory:

98052-26898.jpg

@ Johnkaz: Polls Poyce come soon!! :yahoo:

DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person

"I accept Australian bananas"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

98566-26727.gif

IT'S BLING TIME!

98566-26727.gif

DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person brings you his Polls Poyce and Ferrapi special! :Jumpy:

Bling it, meine bitches und herren! ;)

I don't sell you 1st generation schrecklichkeit like this:

98566-26729.jpg

I BRING YOU THE NEW SECOND GENERATION POLLER!! :victory:

Enjoy the vision....

98566-26730.jpg

I also do Rolls Royce for the wife (smaller model):

98566-26731.jpg

YOU LIKE OFF-ROAD FOUR BY VIER?! I DO IT FOR YOU!! :victory:

98566-26732.jpg

More Polls Poyce coming in stock soon!

Meanwhile you ask me, "Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person, I want car with dancing horse. I want Ferrapi."

I GIVE YOU LATEST FERRAPI "Dancing Horse". Enjoy the vision!

98566-26733.jpg

DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person

"I accept Australian bananas"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

** NEW "BENTLEY FOR BREITLING" IN STOCK **

Enjoy the vision :victory:

99921-26476.jpg

Engine is an automatic, self-winding. Start at top of hill, you fine.

EDIT: NO AR COATING. Diameter is 1.5m. PUSHERS ARE DECORATIVE ONLY. NOT WORKING CHRONO. :rolleyes:

DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person

"I accept Australian bananas"

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...
Please Sign In or Sign Up