cornerstone Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 (edited) Everyone down the tennis club is amazed with your Rolex Sub....but what about your shite car? It's a dead giveaway. Your friends are all laughing. Meet new forum dealer DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person for all your replica automobile needs...!! LATEST STOCK IN: 1. Impress your neighbours! Pictured car comes with metallic paint and leather upholstery. 2. So you like the ladies, huh? Why pick her up in a huge sedan, when you can get up close and personal. You know what I'm talking about... Tinfoil rims included. 3. Whisper it, don't let everyone know. But Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person has taken the Trabant to Stuttgart and gone Mercedes crazzzy!! Check out the bling on this baby! It could be all yours! 4. FIRST GENERATION 'M5' MODEL JUST IN. Get 9% accurate car for only 5% of the price. THINK ABOUT IT!! 5. NEW 'Z3' stock just in!! NB: this is the model with the slightly oversized steering wheel. DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person "I accept Australian bananas" Edited August 8, 2006 by cornerstone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gerco Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Can i order a DBMW modification for my brother in law's Beemer ? He keeps trying to keep up with my jag with his 520 Beemer TDI and I want to give him a better chance so please DBMW, can you help him ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnkaz Posted August 4, 2006 Report Share Posted August 4, 2006 Fancy a Ferarari next week or Rolls royce, great idea. Cheers Johnkaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted August 5, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 5, 2006 Can i order a DBMW modification for my brother in law's Beemer ? He keeps trying to keep up with my jag with his 520 Beemer TDI and I want to give him a better chance so please DBMW, can you help him ???? Yeah - I do good deal! If new Jaguar you buy hood ornament - look great. Very stylish / subtle. I have one in stock: Your brother in law look better if he drive 520 tdi while wearing suit too. I have five NEW IN STOCK. Special deal. Also, you maybe like NEW X-TYPE CABRIOLET "fantasy" model for extra long leg: @ Johnkaz: Polls Poyce come soon!! DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person "I accept Australian bananas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted August 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 6, 2006 IT'S BLING TIME! DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person brings you his Polls Poyce and Ferrapi special! Bling it, meine bitches und herren! I don't sell you 1st generation schrecklichkeit like this: I BRING YOU THE NEW SECOND GENERATION POLLER!! Enjoy the vision.... I also do Rolls Royce for the wife (smaller model): YOU LIKE OFF-ROAD FOUR BY VIER?! I DO IT FOR YOU!! More Polls Poyce coming in stock soon! Meanwhile you ask me, "Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person, I want car with dancing horse. I want Ferrapi." I GIVE YOU LATEST FERRAPI "Dancing Horse". Enjoy the vision! DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person "I accept Australian bananas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linder Posted August 8, 2006 Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 ROFL. This is great. Thank you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornerstone Posted August 8, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2006 ** NEW "BENTLEY FOR BREITLING" IN STOCK ** Enjoy the vision Engine is an automatic, self-winding. Start at top of hill, you fine. EDIT: NO AR COATING. Diameter is 1.5m. PUSHERS ARE DECORATIVE ONLY. NOT WORKING CHRONO. DBMWP - Dependable-Bayerische-Motoren-Worke-Person "I accept Australian bananas" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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