Well said. I'm with you, anything newer than "domed plexiglas" just doesn't do it for me.
Here's my favorite, it was scarred to heck from 30+ years of hard use commercial diving and instructing, then Larry tore his foot off in an accident so his diving days were over. At his funeral his wife handed it to me, she said he wanted me to have it. I've got 1,000 hours commercial diving too, so we were comrades but my time was nothing like his.
Anyway, this is how I received it, and the condition it's in now. Rest in peace, Larry.