jonthebhoy

I'm bumping this thread up again to point out that although it is now over 3 weeks since Black Saturday we still have at least 2 massive fires burning out of control.

Tonight and tomorrow we will be facing extreme weather conditions that the CFA believes could flare these fires up to an extent that may match Black Saturday or Ash Wednesday.

To help combat this the Vic Police has taken the unprecedented step of texting every mobile phone in Victoria to warn of the dangers we might face in the next 24hrs.

The local papers are saying that if you plan to evacuate do so now as tomorrow may be to late.

Once again I stress that I and my family and friends are not in the danger zone, but for those that do....say a prayer for my people.

Ken

Stay safe Ken. Thoughts and prayers going out to those affected.

J

And this is opposed to the Scots who swill Scotch and aren't sexist because the men wear dresses too.

Ken

It's as well your on the other side of the world laddie with a statement like that!

This from a man who lives in a country whose national dress is a daft hat with little dangly corks! :D :D

Now please clear up those empty Fosters tinnies. I'm fed up tidying this place up!

Almost three years on.....yep you guessed it PF is none other than Tiger Woods.

A life changing episode indeed.

did somebody say party?

We had a vote in the sweatbox that is the Admin Room ( it's a shithole by the way, on account of those beerswilling sexist Aussies)....and you are all barred!

JTB

Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

@JTB,

Never dropped one in short in my life!

Always on a good length, just that they turned at right angles

Gotta throw 'em up and take the occasional pounding. (Ask Harris in SA yesterday- 26 in 6 balls- that's too full a length!)

So how're the Poms going to go?

New coach, new skipper, but playing a team of noobs!

I reckon it will go to the wire!

(For those out there wondering what this is all about, my colleague and I have now commenced a discussion on the gentlemans' game of cricket)

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They should win this test Alan but long term I really don't know. Tooooooo much tinkering for my liking and I don't know if it's a harmonious dressing room which is essential in today's game. Oh for a Freddie Trueman or Beefy.

Now we are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off topic!

Ohh,

JTB and Dems did a wonderful job on that, a page or so back, , however I'm more than happy to let it run it's own race whilst civility riles rules

May draw some more entrants for "quotable quotes."

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I kind of like to see it as you bowling the bouncer in the first place Alan, and Dems and I knocking it right out the ground. Anyways I did get a lollipop in with one of my deliveries!

Joe's tongue eventually yomped him into so many corners it had bunions on it.

Move along now.....nothing more to see here. If you are bored 'GGG' could do with a few hits!

.............Jetmid perchance?

Superb Robbie. Now proceed with haste to the 'Platinum Members' section and tell those sons a bitches what they're made of!

I am extremely confused by the above post....

Spidey - understandable. It's a vicious world out there, ruled by meglomaniacs, despots, warmongers, corruptionists, crooks and chocolatiers. Confusion is what they want. What you read in this thread represents a salutory lesson on being prepared for the inevitable surprise attack. Next time you're on a bus and the kid sitting next to you is armed with a sherbet fountain and a smile...be afraid, be very afraid.

JTB

Did I say that I once got a lollipop with my watch. Screw them if they think they're gonna get me to convert to lollipopism. I take very seriously what I lick, suck, chew in this life and no confectionarmiast posing as a rep watch dealer is gonna push his sugar on a stick agenda down my throat.

JTB

Ive never known the Catholic church to solicit for donations so I think you'll be ok.

By the way, I should probably confess here that I'm an ordained minister...

in the Beer Church

Bless me father, for I have sinned.........I drank wine last night.

I got a lollipop once..............what was the dealer trying to say about me?

Try to come up with the answer on your own .

The answer is at the end for those who are unable to think this one through . Here's the riddle:

At the exact same time, there are two 35-year-old men on opposite sides of the earth . One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers at the 85th floor . The other is getting a bl0w job from an 85-year-old toothless woman . They are both thinking the exact same thing . What are they both thinking?

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Don't look down!!!!

OK Ken....got it wrong....the bards Henry V....my excuse is I'm 5 glasses of wine down the road.

This one is stolen nay borrowed from Shakespeare

Nanuq was the first to use it to describe the bond the guy's who worked to get this board up formed......

"We few,

We happy few,

We band of brothers"

Ken

Borrowed Ken.......Richard the turd actually!

Selfish, but oh well...

"Where People Gather, Life Happens"

Narcissist!

Blade in the latter days of the auld hoose..........

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But she was quoting Churchill. Right?

Ah now your cooking with gas.......

As put downs go he was the master. Evidence........

On Clement Atlee...

"An empty taxi arrived at 10 Downing Street, and when the door was opened, Atlee got out"

"Asshats!"

I'm on a roll now!

Thanks JTB... will do...

p.s. One quick question: Do you recommend I read read after I read read read and when I'm done that read some more? I was planning on it, but I should probably read some more about it before making a final decision

Indeed! I can tell great things lie ahead for you.