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premiumdesigners

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  1. United States www.usps.com * you can track EMS packages on USPS website
  2. ahh cool, didnt know that. i hope he doesnt mind im linking...
  3. found this neet image on ioffer
  4. A businessman needed to employ a quantitative type person. He wasn't sure if he should get a mathematician, an engineer, or an applied mathematician. As it happened, all the applicants were male. The businessman devised a test. The mathematician came first. Miss How, the administrative assistant took him into the hall. At the end of the hall, lounging on a couch, was a beautiful woman. Miss How said, "You may only go half the distance at a time. When you reach the end, you may kiss our model." The mathematician explained how he would never get there in a finite number of iterations and politely excused himself. Then came the engineer. He quickly bounded halfway down the hall, then halfway again, and so on. Soon he declared he was well within accepted error tolerance and grabbed the beautiful woman and kissed her. Finally it was the applied mathematician's turn. Miss How explained the rules. The applied mathematician listened politely, then grabbed Miss How and gave her a big smooch. "What was that about?" she cried. "Well, you see I'm an applied mathematician. If I can't solve the problem, I change it!"
  5. A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, and giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care and free education!" But the passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican". The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I no American, I Vietnamese." The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East, I am not an American!" He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!" So he is puzzled, and asks her, "Where are all the Americans?" The Russian lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says. . ."Probably at work!"
  6. here's a pic of a gen of the bigboi
  7. yep, just finished watching ghana. im glad they won. i say italy takes it against usa
  8. wow, where did my money go?
  9. go and get married V! The straps look beautiful. Can't wait to put it on my 111.
  10. its 9:30am in Thailand! where is the buy now button!!!
  11. Please set one aside for me!!
  12. how about a link?
  13. http://cgi.ebay.com/OFFICINE-PANERAI-40mm-...1QQcmdZViewItem
  14. called today, they're on order. haha, they said 'oh, the parts everyone keeps calling about right?' lol
  15. http://www.clockswatches.com/papers/dates.htm check out year 1698
  16. lol!!! called his ass out!
  17. you're a proud daddy arent ya?
  18. $300 monthly limit on moneybookers
  19. http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewI...me=STRK:MEWA:IT what do you guys think?
  20. I use www.citymax.com with Paypal Web Pro
  21. oh jeez, cut the guy some slack, its not like he removed his website and logos
  22. i have a few CD's as a matter of fact
  23. I lost alot of cash a week or so ago. Anything you can do about it Thor? pleeeeeeeeease
  24. yep, relume, pin and crown is all you need on a 111h swan neck
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